you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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