Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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