Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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