At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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