I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
