The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Girls should come with a carfax report
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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