people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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