When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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