I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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