He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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