That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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