You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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