fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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