i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i barfeds in our rink
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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