I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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