I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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