More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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