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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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