brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we have pet lesbian snakes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
