Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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