I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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