The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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