Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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