So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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