the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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