You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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