K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Holy sore nipples Batman
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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