i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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