the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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