she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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