Best friends brother. Beat that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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