Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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