I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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