I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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