Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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