Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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