I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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