i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Panties = found
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