I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
