4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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