sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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