Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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