The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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