What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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