I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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