it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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