just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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