problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
