Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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