That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
