I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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